May 2010
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Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
– Bill Gates (via hunsonisgroovy) (via quote-book)
June 2009
7 posts
Everything is always hazy →
The Twelves When You Talk
Fuck, how can a band be so amazing?
May 2009
4 posts
April 2009
20 posts
I seem to have to broach this subject every few years, but what I am about to...
– Sensei (Walt Sakai, Professor of Biology), in an e-mail sent out to my Organismal Biology class on personal hygiene
Planning is sometimes just a form of procrastination.
– Jesse James Garrett ;] (via szymon) (via present) (via quote-book)
Honesty is the best policy
fmylife:
Today, I was volunteering at a school. There’s this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, “How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you’re so mean?” He responds, “I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you’re so ugly.” He’s 7. FML
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
– Edgar Wallace (via quote-book)
Obvious circumstances
fmylife:
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its’ head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I’ve been interacting with a trash can. FML
Whoa—just had one of those involuntary, inexplicable feelings that only happen...
– George Gurley, The Observer (via animinimalism)
Yes, yes and yes. This happens to me a couple of times a month, what a perfection description of it all by Mr. Gurley.. (via citrongreige)
This happens to me also, specially on spring days like these. (viaaudreyhepburncomplex)
This happens to...